- Me: It's soooo hot out.
- Mom: Maybe you shouldn't wear black shirts all the time.
- Me: What the fuck did you just say
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?